Been feeling super funny lately and I am super freaked out, need some help/ suggestions?

I had a couple of drinks Saturday but didn't actually get intoxicated. (Now Monday) As of Sunday, I've started feeling really weird. Time is taking longer then usually, example, cars are at stop signs for longer then they should be, The line at Tim Hortons is taking what feels like hours, computers are taking waaay to long to load, people are taking to long to answer the phone or door. Sounds are more peculiar, I could hear my left foot much louder then my right as a stepped - fact, it's weird that I could even HEAR my feet stepping! I'm hearing things like sprinklers going, that sounds like the grass crunching. It's taking me way to long to recognize the fact that it was a sprinkler and not crunchy grass. I am paranoid about my personal items, checking to make sure my wallet and it's contents are still in my purse every 3 or 4 minutes. I am time paranoid even when I don't need to know the time, and am also checking it every 3 or 4 minutes. After someone says something or I have had a conversation with someone, it feels like it hasn't happened and I need to know whether or not it did happen, which obviously can cause for awkwardness. I am petrified this is the onset of something serious such as schizophrenia. I have had serious self harm issues in the past and am still having issues with hurting myself but not to the extend that I used to. I don't think any of these things run in my family, I know my dad has bi-polar disorder. I'm afraid to ask my doctor because he really isn't a good doctor. but i suppose if i need to,,